Funnier than the person whose profile you just looked at. Almost as smart as the person whose profile you looked at before that. Once beat the person whose profile you're going to look at next in a game of online Scrabble.
A man who hates writing in third person, Phil has been performing improv since 2008, and is a member of Ümläüt, that team that did that show you really liked. He is a master of puns and can tell you the history of "Macho Man" Randy Savage's wrestling career and the time he got to hang out on Gwar's tour bus.